Prison (1988)

"Horror has a new home"

Renny Harlin seemed like the bright young hope for Hollywood in the late 80's. He had European-cool credibility but his sights were firmly set on American blockbuster films. After his first two lower budget American outings (which included the 4th instalment in The Nightmare on Elm Street series) were hits, he moved up the ladder and took hold of the sequel to possibly the biggest and most critically acclaimed action film of the 80's, Die Hard. That hit was followed up with the somewhat restrained Cliffhanger, another huge money maker for the time. Things were looking great; he could have been the next John McTiernan or Paul Verhoeven. Sadly, disaster struck in the form of Cutthroat Island, and was followed by several films that failed to do anything interesting, including The Long Kiss Goodnight, Deep Blue Sea and the truly horrible Exorcist prequel, The Exorcist: The Beginning. Looking at his CV it's easy to see that most films that bear his name feel fairly under baked, and his decline isn't really that surprising. So has he ever made a fully great film? Let's go back to the start and see with Prison.

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Moving Violations (1985)

"I hit a casket with a puppet stage. What am I doing here?"

In Birch County, California, there is a menace on the roads. In fact, there seems to be dozens of them. Lazy, dangerous and blind sums them up pretty well. Deputy Halik (James Keach; Wildcats, The Long Riders) and his partner Deputy Morris (Lisa Hart Carroll) are determined to get the maniacs off the streets. They are the 'moving violations', and all have their cars impounded and are sent back to driving school for their reckless behaviour. 

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Hot Dog: The Movie (1984)

"I suppose a fuck is out of the question?"

Following in the tradition of "rowdy-underdogs-versus-the-snooty-establishment" laid out by such classics as Caddyshack and National Lampoons Animal House, Hot Dog - The Movie sets itself aside by going for the original enough idea of having the action take place at a ski resort.

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